My penis is so big that if I laid it out on the keyboard it would go from A to Z!!!

Well, I was….. Hey why is your face turn red??

She’s been like that for hours..

(Hillary Clinton & Barack Obama)

Guns don’t kill people Dick Cheney kills people

(Dick Cheney)

Still easier than fixing Iraq…

(George W. Bush)

Peta ‘Sup?

KFC Tortures Chickens

his chesthair CURES CANCER!

(Chuck Norris)

In the Matrix there is no razor

(Keanu Reeves)

photo by John from Atlanta, GA.

Submitted by Clayton B

A German shepherd remembers his training and dials 911 when his owner has a seizure.

LONDON - Trafalgar Square routinely serves as a stage for mimes, jugglers and other acts, but the tourist attraction drew an exceptionally curious crowd Tuesday when the shortest man who can walk met the woman with the longest legs.

He Pingping, of China, was born with a type of dwarfism. He, 20, stands precisely 2 feet 5.37 inches tall.

The pair met to publicize the release of “Guinness World Records 2009.” This year’s version of the popular book is due out Wednesday. Read the rest of this entry »