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		<title>Balloon Boy&#8217;s Father To CNN: &#8220;I&#8217;m Appalled At You!&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Oct 2009 23:07:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Drunk guy goes for more</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Oct 2009 23:05:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Sounded a little gross until you said pineapple. I’ll take two!</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Sep 2009 17:12:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Burnout Fail</title>
		<link>http://pleasedontreadthis.com/burnout-fail/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Sep 2009 17:03:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Combination Fail</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Sep 2009 17:02:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Texas Stadium Fail</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Sep 2009 17:00:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Moving Fail</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Sep 2009 16:59:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Garage Exit Fail</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Sep 2009 16:55:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Newspaper Fail</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Sep 2009 16:55:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Faking Fail</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Sep 2009 16:54:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Thieves Clean Out an Apple Store in 31 Seconds</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Sep 2009 16:51:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Obama Calls Kanye a &#8216;Jackass&#8217; The Audio</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Sep 2009 16:49:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Accidental Millionaire on the Run &#8216;Dreamt of Getting Rich Quick&#8217;</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 24 May 2009 19:37:57 +0000</pubDate>
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<p>An international search is underway for Leo Gao, a Korean national, and his girlfriend Cara Young, a New Zealander, who disappeared two weeks ago after finding their bank account had mistakenly been credited with $6.1 million.</p>
<p>Chevi Lambert, owner of the neighbouring business Andy&#8217;s Cellar told The Times that Gao &#8220;dreamt of getting rich.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;He talked to me about his dreams and ventures,&#8221; Ms Lambert said. &#8220;His one big dream was to make money. He bought a fish and chip shop next door to the garage and wanted to make it into a Chinese fish and chip shop. But he didn&#8217;t do anything about it.&#8221;</p>
<p>It is understood the couple, who ran a failing service station in Rotorua, on North Island, had applied to Westpac Bank for a loan of $61,000 but were given 100 times that amount instead.</p>
<p>The young couple, who are in their mid-twenties, told friends they were going on vacation but instead left the country.</p>
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		<title>Entrance Fail</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 21 May 2009 16:47:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Caveman saves the day</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Apr 2009 01:52:45 +0000</pubDate>
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