GET OUT OF JAIL FREE
Sometimes in life you only get one of those cards dealt to you.

(O.J. Simpson)

When you are faking a pose for a camera photo opportunity with the American flag.
At least get the phone turned in the right direction
(Obama)

23% Approval rating??? I got Congress beat by 14% Bitches!!

“Reason for coming to the states?” “We saw a star”

THERE WAS A CROWD OF LOYAL RON PAUL SUPPORTERS IN THIS PICTURE, BUT THE MAINSTREAM MEDIA CONSPIRACY MACHINE OF FEDERAL OPPRESSION PHOTOSHOPPPED THEM OUT!

(Ron Paul)

NINJAS
Don’t f*ck with them.

“Joining us now is your first wife…” “WHAT?”

(Chris Matthews & John McCain)

I’m still free Are you?

(Osama Bin Laden)