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A German shepherd remembers his training and dials 911 when his owner has a seizure.

LONDON - Trafalgar Square routinely serves as a stage for mimes, jugglers and other acts, but the tourist attraction drew an exceptionally curious crowd Tuesday when the shortest man who can walk met the woman with the longest legs.

He Pingping, of China, was born with a type of dwarfism. He, 20, stands precisely 2 feet 5.37 inches tall.

The pair met to publicize the release of “Guinness World Records 2009.” This year’s version of the popular book is due out Wednesday. (more…)

An Eagles rookie was too quick to celebrate his touchdown against the Cowboys.

In the second quarter of the ridiculously high-scoring Monday night game between the Eagles and Cowboys, Donovan McNabb found rookie wide receiver DeSean Jackson deep over the middle for a … well, a really big gain.McNabb probably assumed that he had done his part for a touchdown. DeSean Jackson nearly did his part, too. Until he decided that actually carrying the football across the goal line was an unnecessary formality. (more…)

Paint: $20 Cardboard:$3 Bulldog instead of a Pitbull: FAIL

(Sarah Palin Supporter)

AND IF THIS WERE HIS RUNNING MATE, SHE’D STILL BE THE MORE QUALIFIED BITCH

(Barack Obama)

On September 15, 2008, it filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy protection listing bank debt of $613 billion, $155 billion in bond debt and assets worth only $639 billion.The filing is the largest bankruptcy in US history.

GREEN BAY, Wis. - A 33-year-old woman stole her daughter’s identity to attend high school and join the cheerleading squad, according to a criminal complaint filed against the woman.

Wendy Brown, of Green Bay, faces a felony identity theft charge after enrolling in Ashwaubenon High School as her 15-year-old daughter, who lives in Nevada with Brown’s mother.

According to the complaint, Brown wanted to get her high school degree and become a cheerleader because she didn’t have a childhood and wanted to regain a part of her life that she’d missed. (more…)

Are we dead yet? Are we dead yet? Are we dead yet?

(Large Hadron Collider)

DELTONA, Fla. - An angry Deltona father whacked his teenage daughter’s boyfriend with a metal pipe after finding the boy naked in his daughter’s room. Authorities say the father, 45, didn’t even know his daughter had a boyfriend or that the youngster had been sneaking into the home for more than a year.

When he heard noises coming from his daughter’s bedroom Thursday morning and saw a stranger standing naked on the girl’s bed, he swung a metal pipe. He then chased the teen out the front door and called police.

The boy was taken to the hospital where doctors closed a head wound with staples.

The father was charged with aggravated battery on a child and bonded out on $10,000.
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A new boom in Japan’s UNDERemployment and the tiny ‘net rooms’ they call home.

Maybe a good home for warcraft addicts.

What do you mean I don’t ‘look 16?’